Reasons why Kick-Ass's Batman cosplayer, AKA Damien Macready is a hundred times more badass than BioShock's homicidal Scuba Divers?
1) Unlike Rapture's contender's Damien dosn't need to protect his little girl. Under his influence, she can take care of herself.
2) Damien dresses like Batman, and Batman could beat up anything.
3) In Rapture, Big Daddy's are clunky and slow, meaning you will have time to run away. In New York, Big Daddy will snack your neck before you even figured out he was there.
4) You can't wear Damien Macready.
5) In Rapture, Big Daddy is not played by Nicholas Cage.
6) Damien Macready is also Ghost Rider.
7) If Damien Macready had Plasmids, he could kill Rapture. Not destroy, not kill everyone inside, he could KILL THE CITY.
8) If you kill a Big Daddy in Rapture, it's little girl is up for the taking. If you kill Damien Macready, his little girl will kill you and everyone involved.
Every single point is true, and probably the only case where being played by Nic Cage adds to your awesomeness.
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