Saturday, September 4, 2010

Villain Spotlight: Green Chronic Stoner Emo Ranger


When Captain Emohead formed the Emo Rangers, he developed their abilities based off of their own personal traits. John, a chronic stoner, was indowed, fittingly with the Green Chronic Stonger Emo Ranger powers. He was given the unique ability to blow his enemies away with Marijuana Smoke, and possessed the Bong Emozord.

Four years later, John had finally grown sick of constant head aches and decided to kick the habit. With this, he was granted the brand new Blue StraightxEdge Emo Ranger powers, giving him access to StraightxEdge Samurai Mode and a kickass new Samurai Emozord.

Unfortunately, the Evil Empress saw this as an oppertunity to do evulz. Taking the old Chronic Stoner armour, she brought to life a fearsome opponent representing everything John had put behind him. He also had the new ability to summon vines of marijuana.

John singlehandedly battled the Chronic Stoner, but when the Emozords came out, the battle was lost, forcing the others to join in and help with the use of the Emo Fight Bot. This proved to be a bit of an overkill, as the villain was swiftly defeated in one hit, too distracted with the munchies to fight back.

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