Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Sideburns Speculates: Batman in Marvel.

Welcome to yet another new segment. But good news, this one has to do with comics, and won't make sense to anyone unfamiliar with them. Today we speculate Batman in the universe of Marvel.

As stupid as my ignorant peers are, their stupidity isn't enough to make Batman an occupant of the Marvel Universe. Not that he hasn't seen it, there has been a number of crossovers throughout time, but he does not live there.

But lets say he was aware of it's existance. It is indeed a Crapsack World, and Batman cannot let that pass. Admittedly he cannot bring world peace or cure disease or World Hunger, but he will not let crime go unpunished. So, lets imagine that he gained a 'window' of sorts to the Marvel Universe. He discovers the horrible crimes commited by many and decides he must help. He upgrades the window to send him to the universe. The process is not perfect and changes him completley, granting him an actual set of abilities and numerous changes to his body. Being Batman, he does not mind and has his mind on the goal of crime fighting. The process between worlds is long, so he has plenty of time to study the villainous figures he has seen in the window. Being aware of the intelligence on the other side, he plans to use he changes to his body to disguise himself so that they will not only beunable to recognise him in the event that they have a time, window, but never even suspect it. Once on the other side he sets into his plans into motion after crafting his new persona:

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