There is not a comic geek alive who dosn't know this man. Joe Quesada is responsible for some of the most controversial and negatively recieved decisions in the history of comics. For those of you who are uneducated in such matters, allow me to elaborate with some examples:
*Attempted to kill off Captain America permenantly (it didn't stick).
*Transformed Tony Stark into a jerkass who would gladly throw his best friends in prison.
*Killed Wasp, wife of Hank Pym, to make him more interesting. And by that, I mean turn him batshit insane, and not in the fun way.
*Used a badly written story to wipe out twenty years of beloved Spider-Man history just to get rid of his wife, Mary Jane, make his identity secret again, and because he felt that the character had gotten boring and that his marriage made the book too mature for us.
Yes, it is decisions like this that make people see Quesada as not the Editor in Chief of Marvel, but a satanic being bent on toppling the once great company from within.
The Spider-Man incident, One More Day, is the most infamous. Being one of the most popular superheroes of all time, fans were outraged that two decades worth of continuity woas just thrown out the window. One particuler criticism is that Spider-Man, whose entire character is based around facing responsibility, makes a deal with the Devil to make himself feel better! And ironically, the initial plan failed miserably. Sales went down, and Peter now had a prolific sex life. Yes Mr. Quesada, I can see how two one night stands in three issues is WAY more family friendly than a healthy marriage!
The recent stories, such as Gauntlet and Grim Hunt, have been praised as some of the best we've seen in years, leading some to actually think that Quesada's decision wasn't all that bad. These people are stupid. These awesome stories aren't the result of Quesada's master plan, they're apologies from the company for having to publish the insane ramblings of such a freaking hack!
Quesada refuses to take notice of any of our outcries and has decided that the fans need more One More Day and gave us the story One Moment in Time to explain the new continuity in regards to Peter and Mary Jane's break up. Dude, just leave it! We have gotten by by acting like it didn't happen and just trying to enjoy the stories, but no, you think that we just need to see more of it, to see how brilliant it actually is. You know what Mr. Quesada? We will never see the genius who keep hallucinating, because it isn't there. You are delusional and need to give your position in the company to someone else before you ruin the entire universe forever!
...Moving on.
But one problem he didn't have direct involvement was Rulk, AKA Red Hulk, created by Geof Johns. Rulk was THE new menace. He was stronger than Hulk, he was smarter than hulk, and above all, he was out for a goal that didn't bode well for humanity. It was exciting, and people were all wondering where this beast came from, especially after he killed longtime Hulk enemies Abomination, and General Thunderbolt Ross.
However, it soon became apparent that history was repeating itself, and, taking a cue from Clone Saga, Rulk's storyline kept on going...and going...and going, and going until people just didn't care any more. It was repeatedly hammered away how strong he was! He beat up everyone who crossed his path, even using Thor's signature weapon, the Hammer Mjolnir. This caused a bit of an uproar, because only those worthy in strength and soul may weild hero, like Thor or an insanely dedicated paramedic at one stage. However, it was justified by some in that this was in space without any gravity. Oh, and did I mention he actually managed to steal the Silver Surfer's board? What next? He's going to throw a Skrull Ship into Galactus and steal his helmet?
A few times to some of my friends, I jokingly mused that Rulk's identity was Quesada himself. How surprised were the fanbase when it turned out...It was Thunderbolt Ross!...Who...Rulk killed?
No, actually that was an illusion of some kind and Ross was the Jolly Red Giant the whole time. So obviously I was way off with that Quesada joke...
Or was I? They actually have a fair bit in common. Namely, they're both grumpy middle aged men in high seats of authority within their profession. Not only that, but both of them are going out of their way to utterly destroy characters that are beloved worldwide. Wow.
On a side note, I haven't read One Moment in Time yet, but I will soon. I was fully ready to do it when I sat down and realised, 'This is the sequel to One More Day. And I am about to read it.'
Also, my ranking comes off as incredibly harsh. I was not reading Spider-Man before that happened, nor have I even read One More Day. I recognise the princible, though. He really should quit while he's ahead. And by ahead I mean while people are still buying the books.
This is ThatKidWithTheSideburns, sideburning off.
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