Sideburns Speculates: Fallout and Watchmen.

Okay, this isn't actually Sideburns speculating at all. This is some Wild Mass Guessing I found on TV Tropes that I felt to be rather interesting:

"It's a reality where Veidt's plan was thwarted/failed/exposed afterwards by Rorschach's journal, and war came. Vault-Tech one of Veidt's competitors/subsidaries, developed the Vault's as backup in case the initial plan failed. All the uber-tech is either courtesy of Veidt, or reverse-engineered by the government from Drieburg's abandoned Owl-Nest- note that he had laser weaponry and (abeit, a faulty prototype of) powered armour, both of which are ubiqitous amongst Fallout's more tech-savvy factions. The mutants, and indeed FEV, are part of a failed attempt to recreate Dr Manhattan, the most successfull, albeit still failed attempt being The Master from Fallout 1. The Mechanist and the Antagoniser are simply a small-scale repeat of the same social abberation/fad that lead to the existence of costumed heroes before the war."

But, why would I post something like that here? I don't post EVERYTHING I think is cool on my blog. Well there was a comment underneath that I think justified the sheer geekiness of the idea.

•"The accumulated rads of all their dirty water and sugar bombs will foam up around their waist and all the mutants and Megaton Settlers will look up and shout 'Save us!' ... and I'll look down and whisper 'Tunnel Snakes Rule.'"

Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Hi. The Rocky Horror Picture Show is one of the most well known musicals in history. Until recently I had only heard about it and heard the Time Warp a few times. So, I decided to finally see it, and heck maybe give it a review. But after having thought about it...How can I review it? Calling this film a Big Lipped Alligator Movie is pretty damn accurate. Plot? What plot? I don't understand this word.

Okay, the film is too confusing and strange for me to give a detailed explanation. So, here's my summary of the plot: Brad and Janet want to get married. Cross Dressing Mad Scientist Alien Tim Curry wants to have sex with them. The Igor hates Cross Dressing Mad Scientist Alien Tim Curry. Rocky is a dumb blonde Frankenstein who dosn't progress the plot all that much despite being the title's namesake, but sings a few times. Meat Loaf is a dead biker.

Really, the plot itself is just an excuse to get these characters togethor. To be honest the film's pretty good, it's just it's too weird and random for me to explain. I guess I could, but this film has no basis in reality, so I'm not going to even attempt it. The only thing I can comment on is that I felt bad about Cross Dressing Mad Scientist Alien Tim Curry (or Frank N Furter) dying. Not so much because I liked the character so much (he was kinda awesome though) but because the guy just shot him. I know he killed a few people, tortured others and abused his killer, but couldn't he...I don't actually know. I was going to say die with more dignity, but he is Cross Dressing Mad Scientist Alien Tim Curry so that ship has probably sailed.

Anywho, the film is good, full of Ear Worms and features Cross Dressing Mad Scientist Alien Tim Curry.

Death is Cheap.

This video is made of pure win.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/218160#