Showing posts with label Deadpool. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Deadpool. Show all posts

Friday, September 3, 2010

Sideburns Speculates: Deadpool.


Yes, I'm back and I'm happy to say that Work Experience was very enjoyable. The people at the Adelaide Comic Centre are friendly, the work wasn't too hard, and I got a few free comics :D

So, now I've decided to give a few thoughts on a theory about Deadpool that popped into my head just the other day while waiting for the train.

I haven't read the earlier Deadpool issues, so this whole concept may very well fall flat on its head, and I apologise for that. If understand correctly, Deadpool used to have an arch-nemesis named T-Ray, who claimed to be the REAL Wade Wilson, whom Deadpool had stolen the identity of. After the storyline, it was still unclear if he was lying or not. This being Deadpool, it is usually accepted as canon that it depends on whoever is writing the book at the time.

Something that bothers me is Deadpool's Wolverine Publicity. Wolverine Publicity is when a character is freakishly overexposed to the media because they are popular, named after Wolverine who was intensely popular in the 90's, and even now. I actually rather like most of whats being churned out by Marvel regarding Deadpool, but I'm not here to discuss my feelings on that particuler subject. What I'm here to talk about is that Deadpool is in several different series at the same time, and its all treated as if it is in-canon.

The current Deadpool series has seen the Merc With A Mouth cause havoc in his quest to become a hero, meeting up with old friends, making a LOT of new enemies, and making everyones lives miserable to some degree (even his own ). So it just comes to some confusion that he is also in Deadpool Corps with several of his Alternate Universe clones trekking about the univserse, and that's after previously being stranded on an island full of dinosaurs and a universe full of zombies.

So I suddenly came to this conclusion out of nowhere, "T-Ray is also Deadpool!"

I don't know T-Ray's abilities (nor anything beyond the identity stuff), but lets just say after he stopped appearing (assuming he didn't die), he somehow gained Deadpool's healing factor and went a bit mad (madder?), coming to the conclusion that only Wade Wilson could be Deadpool, and to prove that, got his hands on the outfit and dubbed himself Deadpool. This would explain how he can be in two books in the same universe a time.

But then again, my extreme lack of knowledge regarding T-Ray, probably throws this out the window.

Saturday, July 24, 2010

Awesome Covers: Lady Deadpool.



Technically this cover is nothing special, but I can't help but like it. It's very well drawn, and depicts the alternate universe counter part to one of my favorite superheroes of all time, Deadpool. She's happily munching away on some pizza while dead bodies are strewn around her in all directions. That is awesome. For this I have to say simplicity is what makes the cover, and it makes it awesome. Besides, Lady Deadpool also opens up the oppertunity for fanservice. Admittedly she is horrifically scarred and zombie-like, but usually the artist is nice enough to reduce it to some cuts.

However this all comes at a price. Covers are there to grab you and drag you in so that you will buy the book. In this case, that is a mistake. I actually felt like I wasted my time reading it. The only reason to buy it is if your a hardcore Pool'Fan.

Saturday, June 19, 2010

This Months Haul.

Today I thought I'd talk about the hoard of comics I bought yesturday. This probably won't take too long, but meh I thought I'd share some feelings. I can't be bothered putting up the covers, so heres a random picture. I'll mainly be talking about stuff that bothers me, but on a whole I'd say that this was a good month.



Deadpool.
Deadpool is still very much awesome as usual. The storyline at the moment of the main series is pretty good, and longtime Butt Monkey Weasel gets a Crowning Moment of Awesome. Unfortunatley this storyline has somewhat confused me in regards to Deadpool's current motivation. The last eight or so issues focussed on him deciding to help people, and now he's turned into a jerkass again. It is awesome, so I won't actually hold it against the series.
Merc with a Mouth has also been pretty good, but the zombie universe is getting a bit boring. Well maybe boring isn't the right word, but I'm not a fan of Marvel Zombies, and while I am definatley a fan of Headpool I guess I prefer my zombies Angry Mob style.
Finally, I like how Deadpool's been growing in popularity, but I have to say that I'm almost experiencing the same problem that we get with Superman and Batman. DP has yet another miniseries going on, which makes like what? Six series? And I'm buying all of them! They're good, but if I hadn't been in from the early days, I'd be lost as all hell!

Gotham City Sirens.
This is everything you'd want from a series staring Catwoman, Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy. It's technically not a Villain Protagonist story, but more of a...Reformed but not friendly Villain Protagonist story. Okay, basically they're villains, but they don't do evil things any more,but neither do they activley fight crime.
This is going to put me in a very small minority but Ivy is really starting to bug me. She uses her seduction powers to get a high class job at S.T.A.R. Labs, then fires half the staff to show she means business. An employee tries to take revenge upon discovering her identity, but it dosn't quite work and now Ivy is working on threatening her for some purpose. This is the sort of thing I'd expect from the villainous side of a comic, which makes perfect sense, but I just want to punch her! Which would then get me killed, so it's a lose-lose situation!
And also, for some of The Goddamned Batman's greatest enemies, they sure get their asses kicked a lot. A while back they get their asses handed to them by a midget clown disguised as the Joker, they were just over equally matched by an old man with a walking stick, and in this issue they get the snot beaten out of them by Catwoman's Batshit crazy nun sister.
Also, it's not portrayed as such, but robbing a Church is what I'd use for a Kick the Dog moment Ms. Kyle.
Harley's doing fine though.

Savage Dragon.
This month's release is nowhere near as depressing as last months. It's pretty clever, especially how Larsen subverts the Big Bad status of Overlord. He's insanley powerful and actually managed to finally kill off the hero for good, but he's not really doing too well with the evil scheming and stuff. He also feels terrible about sending the mooks to their deaths in the previous issue. Larsen continues to make this a turning point by killing OpenFace, one of Dragon's more memorable villains, and a guy whose been with us since pretty much the start. At least he died trying todo something awesome. But I already said I'd be discussing the negatives, so here we go.
There's a major squick factor in the suggestion that Angel should hook up with her brother Malcolm. Granted, Angel recognises the squick and has no interest, and her dumb friends are he ones who suggested it, and it is pointed out that they aren't blood related, but good god this is Chicago, not a stereotypical Redneck town.
Speaking of Malcolm, good god when did he start taking steroids? I understand that it's Larsen's intention to have him take up the mantle of Savage Dragon, but I think he should have remained sort of lanky. I mean...dude! That does not look natural. I swear a few issues ago he actually looked like he was 13. If I saw him I'd assume his early twenties!

Invincible.
I bough the Invincible One-Shot 'Invincible Returns,' which is actually the real issue 71, but it's longr, while Issue 71 is technically issue 72, but lets not enter a loop here.
Okay, I don't actually have any complaints about this issue. Well, that's a lie actually. There's a few odd bits of dialogue, but that's more likley my opinion, I mean they have to get their exposition from somewhere, right? Next up is that it's shaking up the status quo so much. We're going to be spending like six or so issues in the Viltrumite War, which is set in space. I'm sure it'll be good, but I was liking what we had on Earth. Besides, I know it's been about ten months, but we're still recovering from the Invincible War. And finally Invincible switches back to his classic yellow costume. Man, I liked your blue costume! It kicked ass! This one makes your head look long. There's an instory explanation that I find hard to disagree with. Invincible recently stepped over the Moral Event Horizon by killing an innocent man possessed by the aliens known as Sequids. He's decided to not kill any more full stop, and switched to his old costume because blue one reminded him of the incident and made him feel disgusted with himself.
All on all, I'd say it was an excellent jumping point for new readers.

Booster Gold.
I stopped buying Booster for a while because I thought the series ended. As it turns out, I was wrong, so I started up again. You can't blame me, the current storyline concluded, it had a somewhat finalistic tone and it was issue 30, which would be a good number to end on. Anyway, complaints...during a fight with Skull Agents, Booster reflects a laser blast and kills a little girls dog. It leads to a Crowning Moment of Heartwarming at the end, but the way they react to it. You killed a dog. Not the Little Girl, the dog. You didn't mean to. The Dog didn't explode into a gory mess. And you have a Heroic BSOD about it, and they start hurling abuse at him. Seriously? There were evil super villains running around causing havoc, putting hundreds of people in danger, and you start telling the hero he's compleley worthless because of something like that? He stopped all the Agents, I mean come on! Yes, you should be upset, but you need to get your priorities straight!

I also bought five issues of Amazing Spider-Man (and I'm still behind). I'm going to read one weekly until my next comic Store Trip, so I haven't read them yet. However,I hear that they are awesome. Nevertheless, Deviling away twenty years of continuity cannot be patched up one very awesome storyline.