Villain Spotlight: Green Chronic Stoner Emo Ranger

When Captain Emohead formed the Emo Rangers, he developed their abilities based off of their own personal traits. John, a chronic stoner, was indowed, fittingly with the Green Chronic Stonger Emo Ranger powers. He was given the unique ability to blow his enemies away with Marijuana Smoke, and possessed the Bong Emozord.

Four years later, John had finally grown sick of constant head aches and decided to kick the habit. With this, he was granted the brand new Blue StraightxEdge Emo Ranger powers, giving him access to StraightxEdge Samurai Mode and a kickass new Samurai Emozord.

Unfortunately, the Evil Empress saw this as an oppertunity to do evulz. Taking the old Chronic Stoner armour, she brought to life a fearsome opponent representing everything John had put behind him. He also had the new ability to summon vines of marijuana.

John singlehandedly battled the Chronic Stoner, but when the Emozords came out, the battle was lost, forcing the others to join in and help with the use of the Emo Fight Bot. This proved to be a bit of an overkill, as the villain was swiftly defeated in one hit, too distracted with the munchies to fight back.

Announcement of a Miracle.

Ladies and Gentlemen. We live in a strange world. A world wrought with evil and pain. But it is not a world of complete horror, as sometimes, albiet rarely, it is host to special miracles. These miracles come in many different forms, sometimes they are so well hidden, we actually have strong distate for them, until we realise they are in fact a miracle. That is not the case here. Sometimes unexpected things happen, and when they do, you have no choice but to question their existance, and refuse to acknowledge them until the proof is undeniable. That has happened today.



It's out! The first episode of the new Emo Rangers is out! Holy crap, I thought he was just taking the piss! My god!

So how does Episode 1, Weed Better Sober Up, hold up? Who the hell cares, it exists! Okay, well the qaulity has increased tenfold, the CGI is pretty damn good, and the fight scenes are alright.
However, don't expect anything too good, the voice acting could be much better, the fairly short length of eight minutes leaves the whole episode appear rushed, so the actual non-parody jokes don't really get the chance to give much of an impact, though it did give us this little gem.

All the cool kids do drugs, and you don't do drugs, so you're not cool.

But I personally didn't expect the highest quality ever, and the opening was enough to convince me that this was awesome, so there you go.

On a whole I'd say, Hell Yeah, and Welcome Back.