Buses.

Yesturday I went to the comic store. This month's haul was rather good, and I have branched out slightly, probably allowing for some more reviews. However, I must say that getting there was not as fun.

Why is it that every single time I try to catch a bus, it is never on time? No, scratch that, why don't the goddamn buses show up? Yesturday, I was waiting for a bus that was supposed to arrive at about 9:46, it was around 9:32, so I only had fourteen minutes to wait. Cool.

FORTY MINUTES LATER! I am STILL waiting. Good lord I was pissed. So, I decided I'd walk into town to get to the train, because I knew I'd get there before the damn bus. Then it started to rain. Eventually, I got halfway to town when the bus finally showed up. I was happy to ride the rest of the way, but good lord did I want to murder the driver!

This isn't the first time either, I constantly have to wait whenever I need a bus. But 'Oh!' you say, 'Your a stupid little whiner, everyone has to wait for the bus.' That's true, but I'd at least like for the goddamn signs to not lie to my frickin' face! The bus will be here at 8:20 it says, I've been waiting here since 8:00 and it is currently 8: 45. Even worse, according to the sign it says several buses should have gone by at this point, when I'm starting to wonder if all those times I saw buses were hallucinations and that much like stars in most recent season final of Dr. Who, some cosmic event wiped them from history altogethor.

I have never had a problem with buses until I started having to use them semi regularly. Why do they take such sadistic pleasure in forcing people to wait for as long as possible before finally letting them out of the cold and into their travels, and why is it that the bus stop near my house seemingly has stolen Batman's Shark Repellent and switched it to the Bus setting?

I tell you, if there was a bus Transformer, it would be the gayest, stupidest and lamest Transformer in the entire franchise. It would be so lame that if it were an Autobot, Optimus Prime would switch sides so he could murder him.

I hate buses. I HATE them. I HATE HATE HATE HATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEHATEGODDAMMITHATEBUSES!

I am going so far as to say I am racist towards buses. That's right, people I don't have a problem with, its buses that manage to induce anger in me for being what they are. I am a goddamn bus bigot! F*CK YOU, BUSES!






...Okay, maybe that was a bit harsh.